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1. PERSONALISE YOUR ITEM
Looking for a hilariously inappropriate gift that's guaranteed to get a laugh? Our personalised "Do Not F*cking Touch" designer pen is the perfect combination of cheeky humour and everyday practicality. Ideal for the person who's always having their favourite pen stolen, it's a not-so-subtle way to tell everyone to keep their hands off!
Made from premium metal and available in black, silver or gold, each pen is professionally laser engraved with the recipient's name alongside the cheeky message. With a smooth writing experience and a quality finish, it's a practical desk accessory they'll actually use.
Perfect for Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, office Christmas parties, birthdays and funny gifts for work colleagues, this personalised pen is a great choice for anyone with a sense of humour. Whether it's for your boss, work bestie, husband, brother or mate, it's a little gift that's sure to get a reaction.
Each pen comes presented in a velvet pouch, with the option to upgrade to a premium black gift box for an extra special finishing touch. Gift wrapping is also available, so your personalised pen can arrive beautifully wrapped and ready to give.
Personalised in Australia and made to order, this funny engraved pen is the perfect inappropriate gift for someone who appreciates a good laugh and wants to make sure nobody steals their stationery again!
Decoration: Laser Engraved
Dimensions: 13 Length x 1 dia. cm (5.11” length x 0.39” dia)
Personalisation Area: 6.2w x 0.55h cm (1.96” x .19”)
Other Dimensions: Pricing includes black velvet pouch. Black presentation gift box available at an additional charge.
Estimate Delivery
Estimate only. Estimate assumes artwork is approved within 1 business day. As estimate is subject to factors out
of control, we are unable to take responsibility if your item arrives after the specified date. Our current
on-time delivery rate is 98.87%
Need it sooner, Contact us and we will confirm if we can meet your required deadline.
FAQs
Can I personalise the "Do Not F*cking Touch" pen with a name?
Absolutely! Each pen is professionally laser engraved with the recipient's name alongside the cheeky "Do Not F*cking Touch" message. It's a funny and practical way to make sure everyone knows exactly who the pen belongs to!
What colours are available for the personalised designer pen?
Our personalised designer pens are available in black, silver or gold. Each pen is made from premium metal and designed for a smooth writing experience. They're a practical desk accessory with a cheeky twist, perfect for anyone who's tired of having their favourite pen stolen.
Is the personalised "Do Not F*cking Touch" pen a good Secret Santa gift?
Definitely! This hilariously inappropriate pen is perfect for Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, office Christmas parties, birthdays and funny gifts for work colleagues. It's a great choice for bosses, mates, brothers or anyone with a cheeky sense of humour. Just make sure your recipient appreciates a little swearing!
Does the personalised pen come in a gift box, and is gift wrapping available?
Each personalised pen comes presented in a velvet pouch, with the option to upgrade to a premium black gift box. Gift wrapping is also available, so your cheeky personalised pen can arrive beautifully wrapped and ready to give.
